John Prine - Dear Abby Chords
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[Opening]
Dear [A]Abby, Dear Abby, my [D]feet are too [A]long
My [A]hair’s falling out and my [B7]rights are all [E7]wrong
My [A]friends they all tell me, that are [D]no friends at [A]all
Won’t you [A]write me a letter, won’t you [E]give me a [A]call
[D]Si[E]gned Be[A]wildered
[chorus]
[A]Bewildered, Bewildered you [D]have no com[A]plaint
You [A]are what you are and you [B7]ain’t what you [E7]ain’t
So [A]listen up buster and [D]listen up [A]good
Stop [A]wishing for bad luck and [E]knocking on [A]wood
[interlude]
[D] [E] [A]
[verse 2]
Dear [A]Abby, Dear Abby, my [D]fountain pen [A]leaks
My [A]wife hollers at me and my [B7]kids are all [E7]freaks
Every [A]side I get up on is the [D]wrong side of [A]bed
If it [A]weren’t so expensive I’d [E]wish I were [A]dead
[D]Si[E]gned Un[A]happy
[chorus]
[A]Unhappy, Unhappy, you [D]have no com[A]plaint
You [A]are what you are and you [B7]ain’t what you [E7]ain’t
So [A]listen up buster and [D]listen up [A]good
Stop [A]wishing for bad luck and [E]knocking on [A]wood
[interlude]
[D] [E] [A]
[verse 3]
Dear [A]Abby, Dear Abby, you [D]won’t believe [A]this
But my [A]stomache makes noises when[B7]ever I [E7]kiss
My [A]girlfriend tells me it’s [D]all in my [A]head
But my [A]stomache tells me to [E]write you in[A]stead
[D]Si[E]gned Noise[A]maker.
[verse 4]
[A]Noisemaker, Noisemaker, you [D]have no com[A]plaing
You [A]are what you are and you [B7]ain’t what you [E7]ain’t
So [A]listen up buster and [D]listen up [A]good
Stop [A]wishing for bad luck and [E]knocking on [A]wood
[interlude]
[D] [E] [A]
[verse 5]
Dear [A]Abby, Dear Abby, well [D]I never [A]thought
That [A]me and my girlfriend would [B7]ever get [E7]caught
We were [A]sitting in the back seat just [D]shooting the [A]breeze
With her [A]hair up in curlers and her [E]pants to her [A]knees
[D]Si[E]gned Just [A]Married
[Closing]
[A]Just Married, Just Married, you [D]have no com[A]plaing
You [A]are what you are and you [B7]ain’t what you [E7]ain’t
So [A]listen up buster and [D]listen up [A]good
Stop [A]wishing for bad luck and [E]knocking on [A]wood
[D]Si[E]gned Dear [A]Abby