Max Bygraves - Fings Ain’t Wot They Used To Be Chords
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[Opening]
They’ve [C]changed our [G]local Palais into [C]a [G]bowling alley
and [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [F] [G]
[verse 2]
There’s [C]teds with [G]drainpipe trousers and [C]debs in [G]coffee houses
and [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [F] [G]
[verse 3]
There used to be [F]trams not very quick got ya from place to place
But now there’s just [Fm]jams half a mile thick
[C]stay in the human [G]race I’m walking
[verse 4]
[C]They stuck [G]parking meters out[C]side our [G]doors to greet us
now [C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be
[verse 5]
[C]Cor, monkeys [G]flying ’round the moon
[C]we’ll be [G]up there with ’em soon
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [F] [G]
[verse 6]
[C]Once our [G]beer was frothy but [C]now it’s [G]frothy coffee
well, [C]fings ain’t [F]what they used to [C]be [C7]
[verse 7]
It used to be [F]fun Dad and old Mum paddling down Southend
But now it ain’t [Fm]done never mind, chum
[C]Paris is where we [G]spend our outings
[verse 8]
[C]Grandma [G]tries to shock us all [C]doing a [G]knees up rock ‘n’ roll
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [C7]
[verse 9]
We used to ‘ave [F]stars singers who sung a dixie melody
They’re buying guit [Fm]ars plinkety plonk
[C]backing themselves with [G]three chords only
[Closing]
[C]Once we’d [G]dance from twelve to three [C]I’ve got [G]news for Elvis P
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to, [C]There’s a [F]lot, we [G]used to
[C]fings ain’t [F]what they [G]used to [C]be [G] [C]