Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me Chords
Before you play, tune your guitar and use the tools below to set up your view and flow. Using the Transpose tool, switch to E key to play this song with easier chords.
Guitar F#m | G♭m chord diagram
Guitar E chord diagram
Guitar D chord diagram
Guitar A chord diagram
[Opening]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A]
My [F#m]keyboard’s like my [E]heart.
It [D]shines in RGB and it’s [A]full of blood.
I [F#m]don’t know what is [E]wrong with me.
But [D]I’m scared, pissed off and [A]lonely (horny)
[F#m]I have trouble speaking to [E]women
[D]Unless they’re 2D or [A]high definition
[F#m]Spend all my time on [E]social media
[D]This is the state [A]that I’m in
[verse 2]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A]
My [F#m]Twitter feed’s like my [E]brain
[D]’Cause I have it on dark [A]mode
Memo[F#m]rise everything she [E]says
So [D]I can use it to guess her [A]passcode
[F#m]She’s beauty, [E]she’s grace
[D]She has a profile picture of her [A]gorgeous face
To [F#m]try and get more [E]sponsors
To [D]try and get more [A]sponsors [F#m]
[chorus]
But [E]why don’t you [D]care? [A]
I [F#m]have spent the past [E]ten years of my life.
[D]Making you pre[A]pared.
-You’re [F#m]political enough but [E]not contrary.
Sex[D]ual enough but not [A]enough to scare me. [F#m]
Give [E]me a reason not to be on [D]my knees.
[A]The internet has ruined me.
[verse 3]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A]
Look, [F#m]I know I must sound in[E]sane
But [D]that’s part of the [A]package
If [F#m]she can’t handle me at my [E]worst
She don’t [D]deserve my mental bag[A]gage
I [F#m]know you want six foot [E]four
But one foot [D]more and I’d almost be [A]tall enough
To reach the [F#m]high shelf, be your in[E]cel
I think I might [D]be a threat to [A]myself [F#m] [E] [D]
A threat to [A]myself [F#m]
[chorus]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A]
But [E]why don’t you [D]care? [A]
I [F#m]have spent the past [E]ten years of my life.
[D]Making you pre[A]pared.
-You’re [F#m]political enough but [E]not contrary.
Sex[D]ual enough but not [A]enough to scare me. [F#m]
Give [E]me a reason not to be on [D]my knees.
[A]The internet has ruined me.
[Closing]
[F#m] [E] [D] [A]
We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together.
We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together.
We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together.
We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together.
We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together.
We [A]used to sleep on [F#m]call together.
We [E]used to sleep on [D]call together.
We [A]used to sleep…
How to play Internet Ruined Me on Guitar (Step-by-step)
Wilbur Soot - Internet Ruined Me on guitar requires 4 chords and 5 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓-↓↑-↑↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.
Internet Ruined Me uses these transitions most often: D → A (30), E → D (30), and F#m → E (28). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with F#m - E chord transition.
1. F#m → E chord transition
To move from F#m to E;
- While playing F#m, lift your pinky from D string fret 4.
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 1.
- Slide your ring finger from A string fret 4 to D string fret 2.
- Place middle finger on A string fret 2.
2. E → D chord transition
To move from E to D;
- Slide your index finger on G string from fret 1 to fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from D string fret 2 and place it on B string fret 3.
3. D → A chord transition
To move from D to A;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger on B string from fret 3 to fret 2.
4. A → F#m chord transition
To move from A to F#m;
- While playing A, lift your middle finger from G string fret 2.
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on E string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger from B string fret 2 to A string fret 4.
- Place pinky on D string fret 4.
5. A → E chord transition
To move from A to E;
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 2.
Internet Ruined Me chord transition analysis
A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Internet Ruined Me.
- Internet Ruined Me includes 117 chord transitions, 5 of them unique.
- These transitions represent 0.03% of all chord transitions in Chordier.
- Internet Ruined Me contains 1 of the top 10 transitions across Chordier.
- These transition patterns show how Internet Ruined Me connects to the rest of Chordier. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.After E, the most likely next chords across Chordier are A (25%), D (14%), and B (11%).
- E → D: 14%
After D, the most likely next chords across Chordier are G (29%), A (17%), and Em (17%).- D → A: 17%