Larry Groce - Junk Food Junkie Chords
ChordsC, F, A, D, G, Am, Dm, E
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CYouknowIlovethatorganiccooking,IFalwaysaskforCmore.
AndtheycallmeMr.ANatural,onDdowntothehealthfoodGstore.
IConlyeatgoodseasalt,whiteFsugardon’ttouchmyClips.
CAndmyfriendsisalwaysAbeggingmetotakethemDon,
GMacrobioticCtrips.
Yes,theyAmare.
AmOh,butatnightItakeoutmystrongbox,thatIkeepunderDmlockandAmkey.
AndIDtakeitofftomycloset,wherenobodyelsecanGsee.
AmIopenthatdoorsoslowly,takeapeekupDmnorthandAmsouth.
ThenICpulloutaHostessATwinkie,andIDpopitGinmyCmouth.
Yeah,intheFdaytimeI’mMr.CNatural,justasGhealthyasIcanCbe.
CButatnightI’majunkfoodAmjunkie,goodELordhavepityonAmme.
CWell,atlunchtimeyoucanalwaysfindme,attheFWholeEarthVitaminCBar.
JustsuckingonmyplainwhiteAyogurt,frommyDhandthrownpotteryGjar.
AndCsippin’alittlehandpressedcider,withaFcarrotstickforCdessert.
CAndwipingmyfaceinaAnaturalway,ontheDsleeveofmyGpeasantCshirt.
OhAmyeah!
AmAh,butwhenthatclockstrikesmidnightandI’mallDmby Ammyself.
AmIworkthatcombination,onmyDsecrethideawayGshelf.
AndIAmpulloutsomeFritoscornchips,Dr.Pepperandanol’DmMoonAmPie.
ThenICsitbackingloriousAexpectation,ofaDgenuineGjunkfoodChigh.
Yeah,intheFdaytimeI’mMr.CNatural,justasGhealthyasIcanCbe.
CButatnightI’majunkfoodAmjunkie,goodELordhavepityonAmme.
CMyfriendsdownatthecommune,theyFthinkI’mprettyCneat.
COh,Idon’tknownothingaboutAartsandcrafts,
butIDgive’emallsomethingtoGeat.
I’maCfriendtooldEuellGibbons,andIFonlyeathomegrownCspice.
CIgotaJohnKeatsautographedAGrecianurn,filledDupwithmyGbrownCrice.
Yes,IAmdo.
AmOh,butfolks,latelyIhavebeenspotted,withaBigMacDmonmyAmbreath.
DStumblingintoaColonelSanders,withaGfaceaswhiteasdeath.
AmI’mafraidsomedaythey’llfindme,juststretchedoutDmonmyAmbed.
WithaChandfulofPringlesAPotatoChips,andaDDingDongGbymyChead.
Yeah,intheFdaytimeI’mMr.CNatural,justasGhealthyasIcanCbe.
CButatnightI’majunkfoodAmjunkie,goodELordhavepityonAmme.