Lonnie Donegan - My Old Man’s a Dustman Chords
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[Opening]
Now [G]here’s a [D]little [Em]story to [A7]tell it is a [D7]must
[G]About an [D]unsung [Em]hero that [A7]moves away your [D7]dust
Some [A7]people make a [D7]fortune [A7]other’s earn a [D7]mint
[A7]My old man don’t earn much, in [D7]fact [A7]he’s flippin’ [D7]skint
[verse 2]
[D7]Oh! my [G]old man’s a dustman he wears a dustman’s hat [D7]
He wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council [G]flat
He looks a proper narner in his great [G7]big hob nailed [C]boots
He’s [D7]got such a job to pull em up that he calls them daisy [G]roots
[verse 3]
[G]Some folks give tips at Christmas and some of them [D7]forget
So when he picks their bins up he spills some on the [G]steps
Now one old man got nasty and [G7]to the council [C]wrote
Next [D7]time my old man went ’round there he punched him up the [G]throat
[G](spoken) I say I say Lez! I ‘er, I found a police dog in my dustbin
(How do you know he’s a police dog?) He had a policeman with him !!
[verse 4]
[G]Though my old man’s a dustman he’s got a heart of [D7]gold
He got married recently though he’s 86 years [D7]old
We said ‘Ere! Hang on Dad you’re [G7]getting past your [C]prime’
He said ‘ [D7]Well when you get to my age it helps to pass the [G]time’
[verse 5]
[G](spoken) I say I say I say! My dustbins full of lillies
(Well throw ’em away then) I can’t Lilly’s wearing them !!
[verse 6]
Now [G]one day while in a hurry he missed a lady’s [D7]bin
He hadn’t gone but a few yards when she chased after [G]him
‘What game do you think you’re playing’ she [G7]cried right from the [C]heart
[D7]’You’ve missed me, am I too late?’ ‘No jump up on the [G]cart’
[G](spoken) I say I say I say (What you again!) My dustbin’s absolutely full with toadstools
(How do you know it’s full) ‘Cos there’s not “mush room” inside !!
[Closing]
He [G]found a tiger’s head one day, nailed to a piece of [D7]wood
The tiger looked quite miserable but I suppose it [G]should
Just then from out a window, a [G7]voice began to [C]wail
[D7]He said (Oi! Where’s me tiger head) Four foot from it’s [G]tail!!
Next time you see a dustman [G7]looking all pale and [C]sad
Don’t [D7]kick him in the dustbin it might be my old [G]dad [F] [E] [D] [D] [F] [G]