Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet Chords
Before you play, tune your guitar and use the tools below to set up your view and flow.
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[Opening]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
[Gm]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We’ve got [F]mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
If [A7]none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.
[verse 2]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Would you [Gm]like to see the news or any famous women’s feet.
There’s [F]no need to panic. This isn’t a test, huh huh.
Just [A7]nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest.
[verse 3]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Would you [Gm]like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
Be [F]happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
[A7]We got a million different ways to engage
[verse 4]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Here’s a [Gm]tip for straining pasta. Here’s a nine year old who died.
We got [F]movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
And a [A7]bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters
Of harry potter fucking [Dm]each-other.
[verse 5]
[Dm]Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
’cause a [Gm]random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
They are [F]grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
[A7]Don’t act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[verse 6]
[Dm]See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Show us [Gm]pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
Start a [F]rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
Or [A7]DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your.
[verse 7]
[Dm]Here’s a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
Here’s why [Gm]women never fuck you. Here’s how you can build a bomb.
Which [F]Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
[A7]Obama sent the immigrants, to [A7]vac[Gm]cin[F]ate [E]your [Dm]kids.
[chorus]
Could I [Dm]interest you in everything, all of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything. All of the time.
[F]Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[A7]Anything and everything. All of the time.
[chorus]
Could I [Dm]interest you in everything, all of the time?
A [Gm]little bit of everything. All of the time.
[F]Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[A7]Anything and everything. All of the time.
[verse 8]
[Dm] [C] [Bb] [A7]
[Dm]You know, [C]it wasn’t always like [Bb]this [A7]
[Dm]Not very [C]long ago
[Bb]Just before your [A7]time
[Dm]Right before [C]the towers fell
[Bb]Circa ’99 [A7]
[verse 9]
This was [Gm]catalogues
[F]Travel blogs
[A7]A chat room or [Dm]two
We set our [Gm]sights and [F]spent our nights
[A7]Waiting [C7]
[verse 10]
For [F7]you
[Dm7]You
In[Bb]satiable [C]you
Mommy [F7]let you use her [Dm7]iPad
[Bb]You were barely [C]two
And it [Dm]did all the [C#]things
We [C]designed it to [Bb]do
[verse 11]
Now [Bb]look at you
Oh, [C]look at you
[D]You
[Closing]
[G7]You [Em7]
Un[C]stoppable, [D]watchable
Your [G7]time is now. Your [Em7]inside’s out.
[C]Honey, how you [D]grew
And if [Em]we stick to[E7]gether
Who [Em7]knows what we’ll [A]do
It was [C]always the [D]plan
To put the [B7]world in your [C]hand
[chorus]
[Em] [Em]
Could I [Em]interest you in everything, all of the time?
A [Am]little bit of everything. All of the time.
[G]Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[B7]Anything and everything. All of the time.
[chorus]
Could I [Em]interest you in everything, all of the time?
A [Am]little bit of everything. All of the time.
[G]Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
[B7]Anything and everything
[B7]And anything and everything
[B7]And anything and everything
[B7]And all of the time [Em]
How to play Welcome To The Internet on Guitar (Step-by-step)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet on guitar requires 20 chords and 33 core chord transitions. You can find the full step-by-step guide below. Before you start, tune your instrument. The song uses the ↓↑-↓↑-↓↑-↓↑ pattern; practice it muted first, or simplify to downstrokes while you learn the changes.
Welcome To The Internet uses these transitions most often: A7 → Dm (12), Gm → F (12), and F → A7 (11). These transitions may feel a little challenging at first, but with steady practice you can play this song quickly.When you are ready, begin with Dm - Gm chord transition.
1. Dm → Gm chord transition
To move from Dm to Gm;
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to E string fret 3.
- Keep ring finger on B string fret 3.
- Place pinky on E string fret 3.
2. Gm → F chord transition
To move from Gm to F;
- Lift your index finger from A string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 3 to G string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 3 and place it on A string fret 3.
- Slide your pinky from E string fret 3 to D string fret 3.
3. F → A7 chord transition
To move from F to A7;
- While playing F, first lift your ring finger and pinky.
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on D string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to B string fret 2.
4. A7 → Dm chord transition
To move from A7 to Dm;
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from B string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on B string fret 3.
5. A7 → Gm chord transition
To move from A7 to Gm;
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from B string fret 2 to E string fret 3.
- Place ring finger on B string fret 3.
- Place pinky on E string fret 3.
6. F → E chord transition
To move from F to E;
- While playing F, lift your pinky from D string fret 3.
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from A string fret 3 and place it on D string fret 2.
7. E → Dm chord transition
To move from E to Dm;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from D string fret 2 and place it on B string fret 3.
8. Dm → C chord transition
To move from Dm to C;
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to D string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 3 and place it on A string fret 3.
9. C → Bb chord transition
To move from C to Bb;
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger on D string from fret 2 to fret 3.
- Lift your ring finger from A string fret 3 and place it on G string fret 3.
- Place pinky on B string fret 3.
10. Bb → A7 chord transition
To move from Bb to A7;
- While playing Bb, first lift your ring finger and pinky.
- Lift your index finger from A string fret 1 and place it on D string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from D string fret 3 to B string fret 2.
11. A7 → C7 chord transition
To move from A7 to C7;
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from B string fret 2 to D string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on A string fret 3.
- Place pinky on G string fret 3.
12. C7 → F7 chord transition
To move from C7 to F7;
- While playing C7, lift your pinky from G string fret 3.
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from D string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Keep ring finger on A string fret 3.
13. F7 → Dm7 chord transition
To move from F7 to Dm7;
- While playing F7, lift your ring finger from A string fret 3.
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Keep middle finger on G string fret 2.
14. Dm7 → Bb chord transition
To move from Dm7 to Bb;
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to D string fret 3.
- Place ring finger on G string fret 3.
- Place pinky on B string fret 3.
15. C → F7 chord transition
To move from C to F7;
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on E string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from D string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Keep ring finger on A string fret 3.
16. Dm → C# chord transition
To move from Dm to C#;
- Lift your index finger from E string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to B string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 3 and place it on D string fret 3.
- Place pinky on A string fret 4.
17. C# → C chord transition
To move from C# to C;
- While playing C#, lift your pinky from A string fret 4.
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 1 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from B string fret 2 to D string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from D string fret 3 and place it on A string fret 3.
18. C → D chord transition
To move from C to D;
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on G string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from D string fret 2 to E string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from A string fret 3 and place it on B string fret 3.
19. D → G7 chord transition
To move from D to G7;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to E string fret 3.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 3 and place it on E string fret 1.
20. G7 → Em7 chord transition
To move from G7 to Em7;
- While playing G7, first lift your index finger and ring finger.
- Lift your middle finger from E string fret 3 and place it on A string fret 2.
21. Em7 → C chord transition
To move from Em7 to C;
- Lift your middle finger from A string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 2.
- Place index finger on B string fret 1.
- Place ring finger on A string fret 3.
22. D → Em chord transition
To move from D to Em;
- While playing D, lift your index finger from G string fret 2.
- Lift your middle finger from E string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger from B string fret 3 to D string fret 2.
23. Em → E7 chord transition
To move from Em to E7;
- While playing Em, lift your ring finger from D string fret 2.
- Keep middle finger on A string fret 2.
- Place index finger on G string fret 1.
24. E7 → Em7 chord transition
To move from E7 to Em7;
- While playing E7, lift your index finger from G string fret 1.
- Keep middle finger on A string fret 2.
25. Em7 → A chord transition
To move from Em7 to A;
- Lift your middle finger from A string fret 2 and place it on G string fret 2.
- Place index finger on D string fret 2.
- Place ring finger on B string fret 2.
26. A → C chord transition
To move from A to C;
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 2 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from G string fret 2 to D string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 3.
27. D → B7 chord transition
To move from D to B7;
- Lift your index finger from G string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 2 to A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from B string fret 3 and place it on G string fret 2.
- Place pinky on E string fret 2.
28. B7 → C chord transition
To move from B7 to C;
- While playing B7, lift your pinky from E string fret 2.
- Lift your index finger from D string fret 1 and place it on B string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from A string fret 2 to D string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from G string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 3.
29. C → Em chord transition
To move from C to Em;
- While playing C, lift your index finger from B string fret 1.
- Lift your middle finger from D string fret 2 and place it on A string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger from A string fret 3 to D string fret 2.
30. Em → Am chord transition
To move from Em to Am;
- Lift your middle finger from A string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 2.
- Slide your ring finger from D string fret 2 to G string fret 2.
- Place index finger on B string fret 1.
31. Am → G chord transition
To move from Am to G;
- Lift your index finger from B string fret 1 and place it on A string fret 2.
- Slide your middle finger from D string fret 2 to E string fret 3.
- Lift your ring finger from G string fret 2 and place it on E string fret 3.
32. G → B7 chord transition
To move from G to B7;
- Lift your index finger from A string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 1.
- Slide your middle finger from E string fret 3 to A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from E string fret 3 and place it on G string fret 2.
- Place pinky on E string fret 2.
33. B7 → Em chord transition
To move from B7 to Em;
- While playing B7, first lift your index finger and pinky.
- Keep middle finger on A string fret 2.
- Lift your ring finger from G string fret 2 and place it on D string fret 2.
Welcome To The Internet chord transition analysis
A short, data-driven summary of the chord flow in Welcome To The Internet.
- Welcome To The Internet includes 101 chord transitions, 33 of them unique.
- These transitions represent 0.03% of all chord transitions in Chordier.
- Welcome To The Internet contains 4 of the top 10 transitions across Chordier.
- These transition patterns show how Welcome To The Internet connects to the rest of Chordier. Mastering them helps you move to similar songs faster.After Dm, the most likely next chords across Chordier are C (18%), G (16%), and Am (14%).
- Dm → C: 18%
- Dm → Gm: 5%
After A7, the most likely next chords across Chordier are D (42%), D7 (18%), and Dm (12%).- A7 → Dm: 12%
- A7 → Gm: 0%